We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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