let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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