so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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