She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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