Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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