I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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