But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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