we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
All the doctor said was why
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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