I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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