I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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