Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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