Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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