Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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