I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I need a beard to bite.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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