i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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