I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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