remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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