Porn is love you can see.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Randomize
