I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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