Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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