Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
