Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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