I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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