you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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