Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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