I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
