I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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