yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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