I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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