Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I die, sorry about rent.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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