I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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