No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Randomize
