True but thats because hes a fetus.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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