Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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