Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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