: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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