HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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