I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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