how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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