We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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