it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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