I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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