just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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