I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Blood and glitter go together right?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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