god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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