just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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