i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i've created a new STD.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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