Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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