this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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