You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Vodka?
Forever.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You were trust falling into bushes
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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