so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
